That’s the joke lol

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It’s 2026. His nurse is probably ChatGPT. I’ve straight up been asked if I was okay with my appt being transcribed by AI. Icky…
Replying to @Jaysyn@lemmy.world
I think nvidia is going to be one of the only sure winners here. They’re making hand over fist selling shovels during the gold rush.
Replying to @buddascrayon@lemmy.world
I feel like it’s just as likely that further breakthroughs cause costs to plummet to the point that any of the major AI companies will never even be capable of seeing a profit, paving the way for some yet unestablished or open model to reign supreme in the end.
Hopefully, anyway lol.
Replying to @lnxtx@sopuli.xyz
In a lot of cases, from what I’ve heard, the local police pay Flock to put them cameras up, then continue to pay Flock to utilize them. From Flock’s perspective it’s an insanely good business model.
From the perspective of a citizen who’s paying for it, I hope everyone working for Flock d- actually, never mind.
Replying to @Dookieman12@piefed.social
“Will Iran be bombed today?”
Replying to @Jramskov@feddit.dk
It was not an unintended rollout, that’s them lying to save whatever face they may have left.
Back when I used windows, OneNote would reinstall itself like every week. I removed it, it came back. I corrupted all of it’s files, it repaired itself.
This is just the bullshit that Microsoft does.
Replying to @liking625@lemmy.world
OneNote too. That was the final nail in the coffin for me over a year ago when I said fuck this and switched to Linux.
Yes, it absolutely does, which is why when self driving cars become the norm, delivery will not magically be super cheap.
Maybe for a short period it’ll be cheaper, but prices will absolutely stabilize to maximize profit.
Or they all operate at a loss to undercut the others creating a battle of capital, those that run out first go out of business or are acquired by the remainder who then jack up the prices because you no longer have a choice.
See taxi companies vs Uber and Lyft.
Replying to @eleitl@lemmy.zip
One day we shall reclaim the sullied em dash for ourselves once and for all!
Replying to @spacegoat@lemmy.world
How about the little black box we all carry around with us everywhere we go.
I want an opensource phone so bad.
Replying to @sanitation@lemmy.today
I’m so excited for them to run off of illegal methane burners instead…
Replying to @eestileib@sh.itjust.works
If those ventures fail, they cut their losses and fall back on their cars which are doing wildly well and it’s back to business as usual. They have like 1.5 million active FSD users, nearly half of which are paying a monthly $99. They just added 200,000 more this quarter alone.
Don’t get me wrong, fuck Tesla, I wish to see Elon destitute and miserable. But it’s just not realistic, in my opinion.
Replying to @1984@lemmy.today
People don’t even read. They have record sales right now, the issue isn’t that people aren’t buying their cars.
The reason for the tank is because of how much money Tesla is spending on expansion; robotaxi rollout, data centers, and Optimus are sucking up short term funds in seeking out long term profits. Investors and the stock market hate this, but it’s nothing more than a temporary blip.
Replying to @HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club
Have you seen Google’s output lately? Their bar is pretty low, I’d say.
Replying to @pahlimur@lemmy.world
I do not drive with my highbeams, but people often think I do because my car is stupid. :(… People will flash me and I’ll flick the high beams on quickly to show them that, indeed, I’m not trying to be an asshole, my car is just poorly designed.
There are cars now that automatically dim sections of your highbeams when there’s oncoming traffic as to not blind them, yet we can’t adjust standard headlights when the nose of the car tilts up? Stupid.