BillCheddar

It is such a perfect dark joke that I am tempted to start writing a new script around the character, and see if i can’t find a good story there in the marble.

In my head canon, he’s a pedo but rendered essentially harmless because he is so socially inept that he can’t seal the deal.

I mean christ, he has all the money in the world, and the boys on Money Guys Rape Kids For Money Island wouldn’t take his fucking money. Imagine what an awful presence you must have if those creeps, who hang out with literal scum, can’t stomach being around you.

It’s honestly insane and kinda selfish and self-defeating to say that the response to a bad situation is to just take your business elsewhere.

Like…we can’t just write off everyone else’s misery and suffering because you personally found a way to avoid it.

That is literally 99% of the world’s problems and thank you for providing a brilliant example at the lowest moral stakes possible.

You’re going to need to specify the alleged slurs. Too many people chalk shit like “Israel shouldn’t get to murder children” as anti-semitism.

A tiny PBS office in St Louis has a $19 million/year IT budget? I really doubt that.

Kinda like how the wives of cops always accidentally have black eyes.

Work keeps insisting we use it and I keep telling them to fuck off.

I get more done than my colleagues BECAUSE i don’t use the not-actually-AI “AI” tool.

IDK man how could having 300 portable, accessible ways to call 911 in a shooter emergency possibly help in that moment?

C’mon guys help me figure out this MENSA-level brain-twister.

Time to tell the crackheads that Nintendo HQ is made entirely of copper and catalytic converters.